luckyarrow said:
Clint/Phil, meeting in a yoga class

nerdwegian:

Oooo! I get to bullshit my way through more stuff I know nothing about, but this was an A+ prompt! :D

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shamelessly reblogging myself because AHAHAHAHAHA THE YOGA COMMENT

answered Tuesday 30 Sep 2014 @ 11:37pm with 93 notesvia/source
xagents of shield xagents of squee xspoiler xspoilers

*comes home from work*

:D i got everything done when closing today, everything looking great, for the first time in like a week—

I FORGOT TO CLEAN THE BIGGEST ROTISSERIE OVEN FUCK FUCKITY MOTHERFUCKING FUCKBALLSTICKS OF NUGGETFUCKS

posted Tuesday 30 Sep 2014 @ 9:45pm
xTHAT one i'm getting yelled at for xno question xjfc omfg how could i not remember that xnerdwegian has a real life

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lovers-can-relate:

deductionhunters:

katterpon:

crimunals:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

I want to get a barbershop group together so we can learn and perform this in the street and confuse the shit out of people

i cant fUCKING BREATHE

reblogged Tuesday 30 Sep 2014 @ 8:53am with 379,270 notesvia/source
xIF YOU DO JUST ONE THING TODAY xCLICK PLAY ON THIS xmusic

darkly-stark:

vispreeve:

Frank Grillo | "Kingdom" (2014)

how about fuck you sir

reblogged Monday 29 Sep 2014 @ 11:14pm with 368 notesvia/source
x*whispers* do me on it xfrank grillo

zdarsky:

imagecomics:

Sexual Dummy? Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky have JUST THE TIPS for You!
Guide from the creators of SEX CRIMINALS will change how you do sex

Oh yeah, THIS book

reblogged Monday 29 Sep 2014 @ 10:56pm with 1,402 notesvia/source
xI WANT IT xI NEED IT xletter daddies is a perfect ending to every sex criminals issue xsex criminals

theladymonsters:

captain america: the winter soldier is actually a romantic comedy about bisexual retired airman sam wilson and the sudden parade of hot people barelling into his life

reblogged Monday 29 Sep 2014 @ 10:40pm with 10,505 notesvia/source
xaccurate xI'M A FALCON GIRL NOW
the graham norton show ft. diehard whovian peter capaldi
reblogged Monday 29 Sep 2014 @ 10:38pm with 42,163 notesvia/source
xOH MY GOD ADORABLE MAN xdoctor who xpeter capaldi

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

let the season two frickle frackles begin

reblogged Monday 29 Sep 2014 @ 10:35pm with 1,304 notesvia/source
xamazing xagents of shield xagents of squee

senioragentblue:

katherinekittentaylor:

stormxpadme:

Oh no, they didn’t.

Wait…..he’s that close to me??????   *jumps in car*

I did NOT need any help with the idea that Renner’s other roles are actual Clint Barton cover identities, thxu. *files this away for further reference*

reblogged Monday 29 Sep 2014 @ 10:29pm with 522 notesvia/source
xHOLY SHIT xcaptain america 2 xAMAZING xYES YES YES YES YES
reblogged Monday 29 Sep 2014 @ 10:14pm with 163 notesvia/source
xclark gregg xnew adventures of old christine xAHAHAHA STAHP